Stanley的世界

IT MM裙子破了 (笑话)

Blogged by Stanley on Saturday June 28th, 2008 at 1:07 am in 转载 | 4 Comments »

有一美媚在某IT企业工作。有一天早上,天气特别好,IT美眉正全神贯注的工作,裙子被抽屉夹住了都没有察觉。当她站起身的时候裙子“嘶啦”一声被撕破。

同事们都闻声望来,IT美眉连忙拿起身边一份IT杂志遮住下面。不料,同事们竟哄堂大笑,原来那份杂志的封面是在线游戏广告:“超大容量,可同时容纳十万用户”。

IT美媚又拿起另一份杂志。同事们又再次哄笑,这份杂志的封面是杀毒软件:“小心病毒”。 IT美眉快气昏了。

当她拿起第三份杂志的时候就气昏过去了。第三份杂志是一本硬件杂志,封面是U盘广告:“即插即用”。

迷迷糊糊中还记得要把重点部位保护好,就随手拉了第四本杂志盖上去,醒来的时候一看,是一本导购杂志,上书:“三折大优惠!”再次晕倒。

爱和钱那个重要?

Blogged by Stanley on Thursday April 10th, 2008 at 6:26 pm in 转载 | 12 Comments »

我想知道在这个虚伪的世界里到底是钱重要那还是爱情重要?

当你有钱的时候,爱情重要。
当你没钱的时候,钱重要。
当你什么都有的时候,什么都不重要。
当你什么都没有的时候,吃饱饭最重要。

Full Youtube and Google Video access!

Blogged by Stanley on Wednesday January 30th, 2008 at 11:53 pm in 转载 | 0 Comments »

Full Youtube and Google Video access! (updated 1/22/08)

For all you Tube-aholics, this is it! You now have direct, unfettered access to Youtube, Google Video & Veoh, in all their glory. Install the CABs listed below, go directly to these websites, and click on a video to play. That’s it :)

Latest News:

Version 1.4.4 posted (1/22/08)

- fixed youtube, stage6, crunchyroll

- added fix so that youtube.com defaults to “full” version

- added joox.net, quicksliverscreen.com, pronshare.com

- removed kewego, guba, tv-links, videovat

Installation instructions:

1) If you already have TCPMP installed, uninstall it now.

2) Install this version of TCPMP, linked below:

PPC version

Smartphone version

3) Install FlashVideoBundle.CAB attached below. This MUST be installed in the same location as TCPMP (Device or Storage Card)
Flash Video Bundle v1.4.4

4) Soft-reset

5) Go to Start Menu->Programs->Video Sites and start streaming!

Supported sites:

(see “Video Sites” start page for complete list)

Requirements:

WM5 or WM6

Pocket IE

Fast, stable network connection

The VideoLoader plugin is not compatible with PPC 2003SE or below, and it is not compatible with Opera, NetFront, Picsel, etc. However, it is compatible with PiePlus and MultiIE.

Credits:

t2k269 and fmarozz at sourceforge.net for the initial FLV plugin work and streaming modifications.

And of course, the developers who originally created TCPMP.